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Google Hates Foxes

As can clearly be seen in this image, Google hates foxes. If you type "foxes" into any Google search bar, you'll find the suggestion that foxes are nothing more than playthings for people to buy and sell at will.

Also, we hate trampolines (though we do love pizza.)

Secret Anit-Fox Weapon Developed by Brits

This is a warning to all those brother foxes in Merry Olde England.

One of our best kept secrets is a secret no longer. Swanherds in Dorset have unleashed the soporific power of BBC Radio 4 against those who would rid that country of the swan menace.

Our war against the Swans of Dorset has suffered a major blow. Do not - I repeat DO NOT approach the seemingly helpless and delightfully tasty swans that seem to be conveniently penned in just for the sake of fox delectation.

THEY ARE A TRAP

Droning British news readers will accost your delicate fox ears and lull you instantly into an inviting but deadly sleep.

We must regroup...we must purchase ear muffs.

Behold the carnage:

By: Guy Fox

Foxy's poem was terrible in English and Foxtongue. The only way to achieve true Fox equality is to bring down the institutions that oppress foxes: not just in this country but in EVERY country.

Government must be overthrown!!!

The inherent right of every Fox to have a hole of his or her own must be upheld.

Foxes of the World UNITE!!!

Foxy McFoxerton here, reporting from a hidden bunker somewhere in the heartland of the USA. I'm calling all foxes in the world to unite and embrace human/vulpine equality. For too long, we have been treated like second class citizens, and we will stand for it no longer. The last time I checked, the American flag was RED, white, and blue...not purple, white, and blue or yellow, white, and blue.

I've written a poem:

America is great

And so are FOXES

It makes more sense in the true native language of this great land - Foxtongue.