This is a warning to all those brother foxes in Merry Olde England.
One of our best kept secrets is a secret no longer. Swanherds in Dorset have unleashed the soporific power of BBC Radio 4 against those who would rid that country of the swan menace.
Our war against the Swans of Dorset has suffered a major blow. Do not - I repeat DO NOT approach the seemingly helpless and delightfully tasty swans that seem to be conveniently penned in just for the sake of fox delectation.
THEY ARE A TRAP
Droning British news readers will accost your delicate fox ears and lull you instantly into an inviting but deadly sleep.
We must regroup...we must purchase ear muffs.
Behold the carnage:
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